Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Ask Me Anything

In 2007, our company launched a service in which customers are able to call or text and ask any question they want. Every week, we receive approximately 1000 requests for information from our callers. Here are just some of the bizarre questions we've been asked:

1. How tall is the tallest dwarf?
2. If we all jump at the same time, will the earth shake?
3. What do ghosts eat?
4. How many teaspoons in a tablespoon?
5. Why don't penguin's feet freeze?
6. Do Eucalyptus leaves that Koalas eat make them spontaneously combust in direct sunlight?
7. Is it possible to drink cheese?
8. How many beans on average are in a standard tin of Heinz baked beans?
9. Can donkeys make asses of themselves?
10. What breed of dog is Snoopy?
11. How much wood could old chuck chuck, if old chuck was Chuck Norris?
12. Where can I buy square melons?
13. Can you milk an octopus?
14. How many average hands can circle the world?
15. Do fish drink water?
16. Does a bat know it hangs upside down?
17. Where do pigeons go at night?
18. Is a peanut a dried pea?
19. Do they sell monkeys at Harrods?
20. Is a Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Phil Call centers are one of the more influential and fastest growing industries in Asia and the world... The advantage of call centers in Asia is that they are a lot cheaper than their counter parts abroad...

Erik said...

I worked at AT&T. We had a guy who would send us his tennis shoes and ask if they smelled bad. I still want to know who gave him our address!

Madame K said...

hahaha. this is fun.

Unknown said...

We have that service in our country too. I've always wondered what answers the callers get on questions like these - for example number 3. Doesn't the company need to give true answers? What happens!? :D

The Snappy Sparrow said...

@keendra, john, erik and madame k, thanks for visiting my blog :)